Because I am OCD (obsessive compulsive disordered) I make my new years resolutions throughout the year so that I have them firmly in place by Jan 1. This year, I made them in November, which is a little late for me, but nevertheless they are firmly in place. However, I have been reading on blogs about other peoples resolutions and have decided to make some more.
1. Never clean up the kitchen again.
Now, I told my perfect husband this resolution yesterday and he said, "I completely understand and support that resolution. I don't like cleaning the kitchen either and most of the time the squalor doesn't seem to bother anyone else but you, so Good Job!" Then I told my real husband, because my perfect husband left when I woke up, and he said "then we will have to eat out all the time and that gets very expensive." So this brings me to resolution number two.
2.
I haven't yet figured out what number two is going to be, but I am working on something that involves more money, or a housekeeper maybe even housekeeper/cook, or a new husband, or some combination of the three.
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